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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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Funny manners quotes

Funny manners quotes serve up etiquette with a hilarious twist 😄✨ Whether you’re navigating awkward dinners or trying to be polite without losing your cool, these witty sayings keep manners light and laughter loud 🎉🍽️ Perfect for breaking the ice or adding charm to your day, get ready to smile and rethink politeness in the quirkiest way possible! 😜👏

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

1 month ago
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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

1 month ago
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

1 month ago
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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

2 months ago
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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Spotted on Twitch:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Trending via YouTube:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Just landed via Facebook:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Going viral on Threads:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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