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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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