Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for manager enlightenment! 🧘‍♂️🕊️ Perhaps after a week of serene silence, they will return to the chaos feeling even more ‘managerial’ than before. 🌟 Who knew silence could be the key to mastering the art of management? 🤫💼 #ZenManager"

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, nothing like sipping on a golden smoothie while achieving inner peace 💰🧘‍♂️ Who knew enlightenment could be so lavish? #SpiritualLuxury"

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Commentary:
"Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘‍♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged"