Funny meditation quotes

• I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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  2 months ago

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• The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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  2 months ago

  5, break, career, career break, enlightenment, gap, humor, i, job, job gap, meditation, reach, resume, resume gap, self-improvement, trying

• Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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  2 months ago

  calm, evening, humor, joke, leisure, meditation, relaxation, relief, soothe, stress, stress relief

• Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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  2 months ago

  even, humor, irony, leadership, manager, meditation, order, productivity, silence, want, week, work

• Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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  3 months ago

  humor, meditation, person, problems, relaxation, secret, self-care, wealth, wealthy, weapon

• Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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  3 months ago

  blank, brag, confusion, directions, humor, i, me, meditation, mind, navigation, need, second, someone

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