25 Funny mishap quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic toothpaste vs. drink battle – a timeless matchup indeed 🦷🚫🥤! It's like toothpaste sees your refreshing beverage and says, "Not on my watch, buddy!" 🤣 Next time you take a sip post-brushing, be prepared for a minty surprise twist! #ToothpasteVsDrinkBattle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the omelette had other plans in mind – surprise, it's a scrambled egg kind of day! 🍳😄 Who says breakfast can't keep you on your toes?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about adding some unexpected flavor to your hair flip! 🧖‍♀️💨🍔 Looks like someone's bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." 😂 #UnexpectedSnack #OnionRingSurprise

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

  Commentary:
  "Want to know the most expensive item in a store? Just bring a kid along and witness them turn detective and break things with their special 'Oops I Did It Again' superpower! 💸🕵️‍♂️🚨 #KidDetective"

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