171 Funny moment quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days of first grade where surprises came in all shapes and sizes, including stomach-churning ones! 🤢 Who knew our childhood memories would be a mix of nostalgia and nausea? 🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dishware dilemma – the battle of the sink supremacy! 🍽️💦 Who will emerge victorious in this soapy standoff? Will the dishwashing champion yield to the sneaky underdog? The tension is palpable, the stakes are high – it's the ultimate showdown in the kitchen sink arena! 🤣 #SudsyShowdown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃‍♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

  Commentary:
  "Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they really know how to stir things up on a first date 😂🍴 Who knew gravy could be the key to romance? #GravyGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken 🍗🦁 Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances 😄🛒 #HakunaMaTatastegreat"

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