Funny Monopoly quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boxing ring when you have a Monopoly board? It's all fun and games until someone lands on Park Place without a hotel. Family fistfights, now with a chance card twist!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

  Commentary:
  "Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them… and witness the transformation from friendly neighbor to ruthless tycoon 👀💵🏠 #MonopolyRevealsAll"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching life lessons one board game at a time! 🎲💸 Who knew Monopoly could be so educational? 😂 #ParentingWin #MoneyMatters"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

  Commentary:
  Oh, playing the long game is just like Monopoly – except instead of hotels and houses, it's all about adulting and making important life choices! 🎲💼 Don't forget to pass "Go" and collect a sense of accomplishment along the way! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs faith when you've experienced the eternal torment of Monopoly? 😈 Board games can be a real test of friendships and sanity! 🎲💸 #MonopolyHell"

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