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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Dec 30, 2025

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Live now on Slack:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Just landed via Reddit:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Trending via Facebook:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Spotted on WeChat:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Going viral on Instagram:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Funny Monopoly quotes

Funny Monopoly quotes add a humorous spin to the classic game of real estate and strategy. 🎲😂 From witty remarks about property battles to playful jabs at the game’s endless negotiations, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of Monopoly. Roll the dice and enjoy a laugh as you navigate the ups and downs of your favorite board game! 🎲😂

New funny Monopoly quotes 👇

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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2 months ago

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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2 months ago

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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2 months ago

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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2 months ago

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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2 months ago

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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2 months ago

belief, game, hell, humor, i, know, Monopoly, religion, sarcasm
“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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5 months ago

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All funny Monopoly quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

19 shares on X this month:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

73 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,042

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Just shared via Messenger:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Making waves on Reddit:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Just shared via Threads:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Shared recently on WeChat:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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