27 Funny morning routine quotes

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

There's nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025