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  • I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

    Commentary:
    “Careful with those sentence endings! 🙊 It’s all fun and games until someone gets called a bonehead. Just saying.. 😉”

  • As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

    Commentary:
    “August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride”

  • Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

    Commentary:
    “Asking a bookworm if they’ll finish their books before buying more is like asking a chef if they’ll finish cooking all the meals in their recipe book before trying a new one. Let’s not insult their literary appetite! 📚🐛 #BookwormCulture”

  • Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

    Commentary:
    Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don’t want to be associated with! 🙅‍♂️ Let’s treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped

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