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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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