Commentary:
"Ah, the pure joy of toddler fashion exploration! ๐๐ Who needs wardrobe malfunctions when you have an enthusiastic fashion critic at home? ๐ #ParentingAdventures"
365 Funny parenting quotes
Strict parents raise good liars.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of deception perfected under the watchful eye of strict parents! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐คฅ It's like they're training their kids for a secret agent career in the world of fibs and white lies. ๐คซ๐ Just remember, honesty is the best policy… unless you're dodging a curfew check!"
You know youโre the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! ๐๐ It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." ๐๐บ #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear
Have to write a note to my kidโs first grade teacher, and now Iโm stressed out about my handwriting.
Can we normalize arguing with little kids? Theyโre so rude.
Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
The only joke my mom ever made was me.
Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?
Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! ๐ Looks like it's time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! ๐๐จ
