105 Funny parents quotes

• Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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  alcohol, better, children, day, humor, parent, parenting, parents, show, spending, study, taste, think

• The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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  80s, audacity, music, nostalgia, oldy, parents, playing, station

• Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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  3 weeks ago

  dinner, downstairs, eat, enemies, enemies to lovers, family, family dinner, gay, good, humor, i, ID, just, lovers, man, only, parents, relationship, stereotype, wanted, woman, yell

• My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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  3 weeks ago

  assumption, bed, childhood, cream, exactly, friend, friends, happening, humor, i, ice, ice cream sundae, kid, me, parent, parents, put, sundae, us

• Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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  birthday, celebrate, celebration, fun, humor, irony, parents, relationship, sex

• My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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  apologize, beauty, family, humor, joke, making, me, parents, self-deprecation, still, ugly

• Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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  disappointment, humor, parents, poetry, red, relationship, roses, roses are red, violets

• Strict parents raise good liars.

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  childhood, good, good liar, honesty, humor, irony, liar, parent, parenting, parents, strict, strict parent

• The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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  child, classroom, honesty, i, need, parent, parents, realize, secret, share, thing, think

• I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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  family, good, hate, honesty, humor, i, lying, own, parents, truth

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