39 Funny pets quotes

• Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, boy, comparison, dog, dogs, good, good boy, humor, just, nature, nobody, pets, wolf

• How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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  3 weeks ago

  absurd, cat, cats, crazy, dare, eve, humor, pets, say, wedding

• I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, bad, hope, i, mine, nice, pets, something

• There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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  3 weeks ago

  behavior, dog, dogs, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, guide, guide dog, humor, life, pet, pet behavior, pets, poop, save

• My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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  3 weeks ago

  dogs, earthquakes, feel, gas, humor, pets

• Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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  3 weeks ago

  again, annoying, children’s, children’s shows, dogs, exactly, humor, just, life, life span, live, patrol, paw, PAW Patrol, pets, shows, span

• Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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  3 weeks ago

  chores, dishwasher, dog, dogs, domestic, domestic chores, empty, fold, humor, laundry, never, over, people, pets, practical, practical skills, pretty, roll, sit, skills, train, training, tricks, useful

• I’m not alone. I have ants.

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  3 weeks ago

  alone, ants, companionship, humor, i, loneliness, nature, pets, quirky

• Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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  3 weeks ago

  allergy, cat, humor, meowlergy, pets, pun, wordplay

• Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, funny observation, harvesting, humor, observation, pets, poop, think, weird

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