38 Funny planning quotes

• I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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  2 months ago

  doing, expectations, hate, humor, i, life, me, people, planning, procrastination, today, tomorrow, uncertainty

• I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, expectations, frustration, hate, humor, i, imagine, interaction, line, man, person, planning, script, social, social interaction, spontaneity

• No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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  2 months ago

  done, flower, flower girl, girl, home, humor, kids, planning, Uber, wedding, wedding planning

• No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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  2 months ago

  401k, adulting, fear, financial, financial planning, fright, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, just, planning, year

• If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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  2 months ago

  demise, escape, humor, planning, process, quiet, rest, sweet, too

• They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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  2 months ago

  compatibility, friends, humor, invention, life, line, planning, schedule, should, social, social life, yours

• Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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  2 months ago

  before, brag, comfort, enough, financial, financial security, humor, i, irony, live, living, me, money, new, new year, planning, rest, security, week, year

• Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, expectations, humor, keep, never, planning, procrastination, promise, rescheduling

• Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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  2 months ago

  architecture, city, ever, Gomorrah, history, humor, irony, nobody, planning, Sodom, urban, urban planning, walkable

• I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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  2 months ago

  along, am, day, easy, exactly, expectations, fun, fun person, humor, i, imagination, interruption, layout, person, planned, planning, variation

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