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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.
Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.
I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.
“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.
I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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5 months ago
Share →: The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Commentary:
"Introducing the ultimate online showdown: Naked Debates! 💻🔥 Watch as passionate individuals bare it all, both emotionally and literally, while engaging in riveting political discussions. Who said politics couldn't be entertaining and revealing at the same time? 💬🔞 #NakedPolitics"
5 months ago
Share →: Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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"Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"
5 months ago
Share →: As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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🤣 What a refreshing approach! Talk about making password changes a breeze – who needs complexity and security when you can stick with the classics, right? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like telling potential hackers, “Hey, here’s the door, just make sure to knock next time you come snooping around!” 🚪🔓 Well, with this policy in place, at least we can all save some brainpower for more pressing matters… like debating which snack to
5 months ago
Share →: I disagree with my politics.

Commentary:
"Ah, it seems even politicians can't agree with themselves nowadays! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should consider running against each other in a debate…against themselves! 🤣 #politics #internalconflict"
5 months ago
Share →: “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of avoiding politics like your life depends on it! 🙈 Sadly, politics has a way of sneaking up on you like that surprise pop quiz you didn't study for. Brace yourselves, folks! 🤣 #politicsgonnadoyou"
5 months ago
Share →: Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Commentary:
"Introducing two cats is like trying to mediate a treaty negotiation… 🐱🤝🐱 They couldn't care less about your political agenda, they just want to exchange some awkward licks and move on! 🤣 #CatsRulePoliticsDrool"
5 months ago
Share →: The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Commentary:
Well, that prime minister sure has a mathematically sound job title! 🤓🧮 Looks like they're really in a league of their own, not to be split up or divided by any ministerial factions! 🤣🎩 #MinisterialMath #UniqueMinister
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🎤💥 Imagine the candidates dropping sick rhymes instead of political jargon! 🎶🔥 Who needs policy discussions when you have savage bars being thrown left and right? 😂 Let's turn the White House into the Rap House! 🏠🎵
5 months ago
Share →: You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, helmets are great for protecting your head from both physical dangers and political debates! 🤷‍♂️🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Stay safe out there, both in action and conversation! 🪖🗣️"
5 months ago
Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"