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"Who knew running the family business could vary so much between Mom's homemade cookies and, well, dictatorship? ๐ช๐ฐ๐ต #FamilyBusinessGoals"
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- Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
- I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
- They should invent a political party that doesnโt suck.
- The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.
- The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both โ naked people arguing about politics.
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"Looks like someone's ready for a squirrelly debate up in the treetops! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ณ Who needs meds when you've got political discourse with the furry critters? Maybe they can help come up with some nutty solutions! ๐ #SquirrelPoliticians" -
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Looks like your diagnosis is in: you've got a case of political fever! ๐ค๐ณ๏ธ Remember to take your daily dose of democracy and avoid election stress. Who knew that the best cure for this condition is simply turning off the news? ๐ #SymptomsOfPolitics
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- Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
- I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
- Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
- If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, Iโm changing the subject by announcing Iโm pregnant.
- Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.
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