59 funny privacy quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Mar 30, 2026

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Mar 30, 2026

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Mar 30, 2026

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Mar 30, 2026

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Mar 30, 2026

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Mar 30, 2026

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Mar 30, 2026

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Mar 29, 2026

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Mar 29, 2026

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Mar 29, 2026

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Mar 29, 2026

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Mar 29, 2026

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Mar 29, 2026

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Mar 29, 2026

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Mar 29, 2026

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Mar 28, 2026

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Mar 28, 2026

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Mar 28, 2026