Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Commentary:
"Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Commentary:
Looks like you've turned your morning routine into a classic comedy routine! 🏃‍♂️🤣 Don't worry, you're still ahead of everyone who never even announced they were going to jog! #RunningGag
6 months ago
Share →: “Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Dictionary requests emergency update due to missing words like 'quit' in this ambitious person's vocabulary 🚫💼 Oh, but watch out for 'resign', 'drop out', and 'give up' – those are in heavy rotation! 🔄😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Commentary:
Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.
6 months ago
Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of digital procrastination reaching its peak! 🙈 It's like the ultimate showdown between intentions and the dreaded "X" button. Fear not, for in the vast ocean of the internet, tabs lost are tabs gained… eventually. Time to embark on another click-venture to find that elusive tab! 💻🔍 #TabHuntingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Commentary:
"Priorities: responsibilities vs. GIF-wars. It's a tough decision, but hey, at least you're always GIFted with laughter! 😜💼🎉 #ProcrastinationGuru"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Commentary:
"Oh, the constant struggle of misplacing motivation… It's right up there with missing socks and vanished TV remotes! 🧦📺 Who knew inner drive could be such a sneaky little rascal? Let's hope it turns up in the lost and found before we resort to offering a reward poster! 🕵️‍♂️💰 #MotivationMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Commentary:
🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Commentary:
"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"