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- If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.
- I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.
- I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.
- Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.
- “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
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- Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.
- Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?
- If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
- I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.
- “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.
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