21 Funny recipe quotes

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

"New recipe" is code for "less content, but worse ingredients".

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The recipe I'm making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025