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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Posted onJan 26, 20252 months ago

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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