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5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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Oh, the quintessential journey from youthful exuberance to culinary caution! 🦃🔥 It’s the aging process – evolving from party animal to probiotic promoter in the blink of an eye! 🎉👵 Embrace the transition and remember, there’s still room for a little pumpkin pie… with a side of antacid! 🥧👀 #AgingGracefully #TurkeyTales
5 months ago
Share →: Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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“Move over romance, because grandma’s meatballs are on the menu! 🍝 Who needs love when you’ve got a secret family recipe that’s sure to steal hearts and fill bellies? 😄 Let’s just hope they’re not in it just for the meatballs…or are they? 🤔 #GrandmasMeatballMagic”
5 months ago
Share →: I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Looks like those 3K+ people need to find their moral compass 🧭 because lying about a recipe is truly a culinary crime! 🤥🍳 Hope they whip up a better batch of honesty next time! 😉👩‍🍳
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.
5 months ago
Share →: My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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🍋👨‍🍳 “When life gives you lemons, add a touch of ‘ciao’ and whip up a ricotta masterpiece! 🇮🇹🤖 Dad took Siri’s recipe search to a whole new level with his Italian charm. Who knew technology had a taste preference? 🤔📱 #WhenInDoubtAddPasta”
5 months ago
Share →: Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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🍴📺 When the kitchen gets so dramatic, it turns into a binge-worthy show on Netflix! Who knew that following a Pinterest recipe could be a multi-episode saga? Let’s hope the ending isn’t a cliffhanger like waiting for that cake to finally finish baking! 🤣🍽️ #CookingDrama #NetflixLimitedSeries
5 months ago
Share →: “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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When someone says “new recipe,” brace yourself for disappointment – it’s basically code for “less bang for your buck.” 🍽️ Less content, worse ingredients – it’s like getting a fancy looking fruitcake only to find out it’s actually made of raisins and regrets. 😆#RecipeForDisaster
5 months ago
Share →: The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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“Apparently, online recipes didn’t get the memo about the part where they’re supposed to magically cook themselves and deliver to your doorstep like a culinary fairy godmother 🧚‍♂️🍴 #CookingStruggles”
5 months ago
Share →: The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Looks like the recipe called for peace and quiet in the kitchen, but what it got was a full-blown audience! 🙈👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It’s a balancing act between culinary focus and family chaos – may the cooking gods be in your favor! 🍳🤪 #CookingDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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🤖 “Dear predictive text, please stop pushing me to spread Thanksgiving cheer every time someone just wants a recipe! Even virtual assistants need a break from holiday vibes sometimes 😂🦃 #PredictiveTextProblems”