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4 months ago
Share →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Commentary:
Isn't it amazing how a simple post can speak volumes these days? 🤣 It's like a global game of "Guess Who?" where the answer is usually pretty obvious! 🌏💭 #ModernClues #InstantIdentification
5 months ago
Share →: British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Commentary:
🇬🇧 British people really know how to spill the tea in more ways than one! 😂☕️ No wonder they proudly identify as "Bri-ish" after sipping on that legendary T! 🤣 Talk about a cultural connection through beverages! Cheers to British humor and their love for a good cuppa! 🤪👏 #BritishHumor #TeaLovers
5 months ago
Share →: You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"
5 months ago
Share →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit a bump in the space-time continuum, Marty! 🕰️🔥 Doc would definitely have some choice words for this situation 🤔 #BackToThePresent"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Commentary:
"Uh-oh, better watch out for flying cake slices! 🍰👸 Seems like the 'let them eat cake' vibes are making a comeback. Better hide your pastries before the revolution starts in the baking aisle! 🥐🇫🇷 #MarieAntoinetteVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally listened to TLC and decided to stick to the rivers and lakes they're used to in 2022! 🌊 No more chasing waterfalls for you, huh? Let's hope this resolution doesn't go chasing pavements instead! 🎶 #NewYearNewMe"
5 months ago
Share →: I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Commentary:
"Who needs FOMO when you can have FOMOCHO (Fear Of Missing Out on Classic References)? 📚😂 Embrace the literary journey, one metaphor at a time! 🚀📖 #ClassicReaderGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner Dickens this Christmas – Bah humbug to wealth, hello to the joy of being broke! 🎩💸 #LivingTheVictorianLife"
6 months ago
Share →: My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the recipe for a botastic milkshake! 🤖🥤 Just remember, be careful not to overload the yard with too many bots – you don't want them to start a dance-off over who has the best circuits! 💃🤖🕺
6 months ago
Share →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Commentary:
"Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"