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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

3 months ago

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

3 months ago

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

3 months ago

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

3 months ago

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

3 months ago

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

3 months ago

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

3 months ago