Funny rice quotes

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Commentary:
“Whoever came up with the name ‘rice cakes’ was definitely stretching the definition of ‘cake’ to its limits… Maybe we should call them ‘rice discs’ or ‘puffed rice snacks’ to avoid any more confusion! Let’s end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! #RenameRiceCakes”

4 months ago

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Commentary:
“Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? ”

4 months ago

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Commentary:
“Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence Who knew something with ‘nothingness’ in the description could be so crunchy and bland? #RiceCakeEpiphanies”

4 months ago

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Commentary:
“Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule while eggs just need a quick timer ? Brown rice be like ‘Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!’ #KitchenConundrums”

4 months ago

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