Funny rice quotes

• Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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  1 month ago

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• Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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  1 month ago

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• Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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  1 month ago

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• You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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  1 month ago

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• Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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  1 month ago

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