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Funny rice quotes

Funny rice quotes 🍚✨ are the perfect way to add a little grainy humor to your day! Whether you’re a sushi lover or just can’t resist a bowl of comfort, these witty sayings bring the perfect mix of laughter and warmth. Ready to spice up your feed with some rice-inspired giggles? Let’s get cracking and share the joy of life’s tiniest but mightiest staple! 🌾😂

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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