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Funny salon quotes

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025