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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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β€œShe’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, β€œCome grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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