Funny salon quotes

• Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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  1 month ago

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• You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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  1 month ago

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• I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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  1 month ago

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• The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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  1 month ago

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• If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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  1 month ago

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• Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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  3 months ago

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