Funny salon quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

  Commentary:
  When even the hairdresser feels sorry for your haircut, you know you've hit rock bottom in the hair game! 💇‍♂️💸 #DiscountsForDisasters

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you know, just the usual exciting day of staring at myself in the mirror and contemplating life's biggest mysteries 💇‍♀️💭 #BasicBeautyRoutine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"

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