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When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄
368 Funny say quotes
Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.
Commentary:
Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.
Commentary:
Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.
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Being a pretty woman is like having a golden ticket to the cringe Olympics! 😂🎟️💃
I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.
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Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄
“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.
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Trying my best to look interested while my brain is on a coffee break. ☕😴📡
Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.
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Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻
People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.
Commentary:
So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
Commentary:
Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.
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When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫