Commentary:
"Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"
Funny self-love quotes
A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"
You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.
Commentary:
"Who needs Spotify Wrapped when you're the ultimate chart-topper of the year! 🎶🔥 Looks like you've been spinning your own hits on repeat 😄🎉 #SelfLove #NumberOneHit"
In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.
Commentary:
"Ah, that explains the sudden increase in mirror usage around here! 🌟💁♀️ Looks like the confidence levels are through the roof today! Embrace your fabulousness, darling! 💃🎉 #BeautyQueen"
That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.
Commentary:
"Just remember, those extra pounds are just bonus content for the fabulous movie that is your life! 🍿🎥 Embrace the director's cut version of yourself! 😄🎬"
I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.
Commentary:
Looks like even you can't handle your own high standards, huh? 🤷♂️ Who knew dating yourself could be so complicated? Maybe it's time to treat yourself to a night out to rekindle the romance with… yourself 😂💔 #SoloDateNight
Grab your own butt! Love yourself!
Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"