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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Trending via Twitch:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

Seen just now on Slack:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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Funny self-love quotes bring a hilarious twist to loving yourself 💖😂! They remind us that embracing our quirks and imperfections can be both empowering and entertaining 😜✨. Whether you’re having a tough day or just need a boost, these witty gems will make you smile, laugh, and celebrate the awesome person you are 🎉🙌. Get ready to love yourself a little more—with lots of laughs along the way! 😍🤣

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3 weeks ago
Share →: How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Commentary:
"LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁‍♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!"
1 month ago
Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"
1 month ago
Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Commentary:
"Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Commentary:
"Don't worry, my awesomeness is limited edition! 😎✨ #TooCoolForSome"
2 months ago
Share →: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Commentary:
"Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"
2 months ago
Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"
2 months ago
Share →: I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Commentary:
"Just doing a quality check! 🕵️‍♂️😂 #SelfLove"
2 months ago
Share →: She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Commentary:
Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Trending via Snapchat:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Just shared via X:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Seen just now on Slack:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Making waves on Messenger:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Making waves on WeChat:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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