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11 Funny self-love quotes
I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.
1 week ago
I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.
4 weeks ago
Grab your own butt! Love yourself!
1 month ago
In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.
2 months ago
Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.
2 months ago
I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.
3 months ago
A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.
3 months ago
You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.
3 months ago
In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.
3 months ago
That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.
3 months ago
I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.
3 months ago