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1 week ago
Share →: Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Commentary:
"Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Commentary:
"Don't worry, my awesomeness is limited edition! 😎✨ #TooCoolForSome"
1 month ago
Share →: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Commentary:
"Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"
2 months ago
Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"
2 months ago
Share →: I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Commentary:
"Just doing a quality check! 🕵️‍♂️😂 #SelfLove"
2 months ago
Share →: She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Commentary:
Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳
2 months ago
Share →: I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Commentary:
That’s the ultimate self-love move—who needs an audience when you’ve got your own comedy club? 😂👏 Whether I’m cracking myself up or you’re just “happening” to be there, I’ve got the best jokes in town! 🎤🤪 Keep laughing, folks!