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5 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Commentary:
"Having a good heart is like being the MVP of the kindness game, but sometimes you end up scoring for the wrong team! 🏀😅 Keep shining bright, even if you occasionally trip over your own halo! 👼🤦‍♂️ #GoodHeartProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Commentary:
"Looks like my Spotify wrapped is turning into a horror film sequel 🎬👻🎵 Who knew my mental health could be measured in play counts and skip ratios? 📈😅 #ScaryStats"
5 months ago
Share →: If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that in a parallel universe, the other you is living their best life, sipping on cosmic cocktails and reigning supreme as the king/queen of interdimensional dabbing! 🌌👑✨ Let's hope they've got it all figured out and aren't bogged down by laundry like us mere mortals in this universe! 🧺😅 #ParallelYouGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Commentary:
"Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cringe-inducing paragraphs of yesteryear, where emotions flowed freely like an overflowing river of verbosity 🤦‍♂️. Thank goodness for character limits and emoji translations to save us from our past oversharing sins! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Commentary:
🤣🎉 Oh, the circle of life! Just when we think we've got it all figured out, the universe kindly reminds us that we were just tiny potatoes in a much larger stew of life's absurdity a year ago. Here's to another year of growing, learning, and looking back at our former selves like, "Wow, an actual potato had more sense than me back then!" 🥔🤓
5 months ago
Share →: God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Commentary:
Well, if even God thinks we're not getting it right, we might be in a bit of trouble! 😅🙏 Maybe it's time to up our game and show the big guy what we're made of! 💪✨ #MondayMotivation #Oops
5 months ago
Share →: Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Commentary:
"Turns out social media is not just a mirror; it's a magnifying glass! 🧐 Who knew being a little bit disturbed was all the rage online? 🤪 Embrace your quirks, folks! #DisturbedAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet embrace of winter – the season where frozen noses and numb toes remind us that we are all masochists at heart. ❄️☃️ Embrace the cold, for deep down, we know we've all been a little naughty this year! 🎅😈"