Commentary:
"Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."
Funny shocked quotes
Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.
Commentary:
💌 When I show up at the post office, it's like I've just announced a major plot twist in a telenovela! The look of shock on the post office worker's face is truly priceless. I mean, who knew mailing a package could cause such a commotion? 😂 #PostOfficeDrama #SurpriseDelivery
My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
Commentary:
"Kids acting all surprised about ants in my car 🐜🤷♂️ Like they didn't just casually drop snack crumbs everywhere like they're marking their territory! Hansel and Gretel would be proud 😂🍞 #CrumbTrailChronicles"
Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!
Commentary:
"Oh, the shocking revelation! 💸💸 Who knew that being your fabulous self could come with such a hefty price tag? 💁♀️💰 Time for a budgeting intervention, perhaps? Or just embrace the fabulous broke life! 😂 #FabulousButBroke"
If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
Commentary:
Oh, if only blending in with walls was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist! 🤣🏅 But hey, don't be too jealous of my ghostly glow – it's my superpower! 💁♂️ Who needs a tan when you can blind people with your radiance, am I right? 😂 #PaleAndProud