Funny shocked quotes

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Apparently I'm the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If someone asks why you're so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, "You can see me?"

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025