Funny quotes shocked

Funny shocked quotes

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

6 days ago

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

4 weeks ago

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

2 months ago

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

3 months ago

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

3 months ago

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

3 months ago

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

3 months ago