Funny sidewalk quotes

• A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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  2 months ago

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• I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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  2 months ago

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• Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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  2 months ago

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• One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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  2 months ago

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