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Funny smack quotes

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025