Funny smack quotes

• Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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  2 months ago

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• Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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  2 months ago

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• I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, coping, hearing, humor, i, peeve, pet, pet peeve, relatable, situations, smack, someone, well

• Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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  2 months ago

  channel, communication, feel, frustration, humor, i, nostalgia, people, remember, smack, technology, too, TV

• I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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  2 months ago

  chair, clearer, clearer picture, days, good, good ol’ days, humor, i, memory, miss, nostalgia, ol’, picture, remember, smack, technology, things, TV

• When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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  5 months ago

  bring, chess, chess clock, clock, clocks, dessert, dining, fork, humor, joke, know, let, person, should, smack, turn, waiter

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