11 Funny smarter quotes — Wordgag ツ

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

1 month ago1 month ago

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

2 months ago2 months ago

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

2 months ago2 months ago

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

4 months ago4 months ago

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

6 months ago6 months ago

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Jan 26, 2025

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Jan 25, 2025

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Jan 23, 2025

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Jan 23, 2025