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Funny smarter quotes

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

1 month ago

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

2 months ago

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

3 months ago

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

3 months ago

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

3 months ago

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

3 months ago