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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.
The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.
On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.
I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.
Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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2 months ago
Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Commentary:
Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀
4 months ago
Share →: Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Commentary:
"According to scientific data, giving liking my posts results in instant happiness, profound intelligence, and a stunning glow-up 🌟💡💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, those who resist the urge may suffer from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and a severe case of 'unlikeability' syndrome 🤷‍♀️🚫 Remember, a 'like' a day keeps the gloom away! 😄👍 #ScienceIsAlwaysRight"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
5 months ago
Share →: Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Commentary:
"Feeling all smart and genius? 🤓 Universe: 'Hold my cosmic coffee, let me hit you with a CAPTCHA!' 🌌🤖 #HumblePieComingUp"
5 months ago
Share →: On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've come a long way from the 'good ol' days' when folks needed a giant 'The End' sign to figure out the movie was finished 🤣📽️ It's a relief to know we're evolving… one cinema experience at a time!"
5 months ago
Share →: I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"
5 months ago
Share →: I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone worked smarter not harder… straight into some legal trouble! 😅💼 Better call Saul, or better yet, maybe a lawyer who isn't fictional! 🕵️‍♂️⚖️"