36 Funny social behavior quotes

• People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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  behavior, glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, irony, orgy, party, people, social, social behavior, throw

• My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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  behavior, common, common sense, expectation, frustration, humor, i, mad, people, personality, sense, social, social behavior, toxic, toxic trait, trait

• Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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  activity, behavior, fun, fun activity, headphones, humor, lyrics, mouthing, normalize, public, singing, social, social behavior, song

• Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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  behavior, dance, dancing, humor, others, reciprocity, social, social behavior, twerk

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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  annoyance, around, behavior, communication, distraction, etiquette, everyone, hear, i, know, loud, manners, needs, public, public speech, social, social behavior, speakerphone, speech, talk

• Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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  before, behavior, cannabis, hold, humor, i, joke, paranoia, recreational, scared, smoker, smokers, social, social behavior, stereotypes, store, weed

• If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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  2 weeks ago

  behavior, funny idea, giant, giant house, house, humor, idea, keys, own, ownership, people, perception, social, social behavior, think

• There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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  addiction, behavior, car, cars, dependence, distraction, epidemic, funny observation, just, life, observation, parked, parked car, people, phone, phone addiction, phones, social, social behavior, staring, technology, technology dependence, urban, urban life

• Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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  behavior, fall, friend, humor, irony, laugh, panic, phone, priorities, social, social behavior

• I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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  behavior, call, communication, humor, procrastination, social, social behavior, stare, technology

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