18 Funny social behavior quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Our phones may be replaceable, but friendship… well, that's a bit harder to upgrade. Just make sure your friends know how to do a graceful tumble for maximum comedic effect!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're not ignoring calls, you're just engaging in a staring contest with them? Well, I guess that's one way to assert your dominance over your phone!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻‍♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

  Commentary:
  "Admitting mistakes and apologizing? Sounds like a rare species in the human world! 🙈 Finding those gems is like hunting for a four-leaf clover in a field of dandelions! 🍀 Who knew humility and honesty could be such elusive traits! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so vaping is like the ultimate cockblocker for onlookers, huh? 😂🚭 Nothing like a cloud of vapor to spice up the atmosphere, or kill the mood, depending on who you ask! 💨🚫 So, watch out vapers, you might inadvertently be saving yourself from unwanted advances! 😅 #VapeAndChill

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic humble brag dilemma! 🤭 It's like saying, "I'm not saying I'm awesome but… I am totally awesome!" 🌟 So modest, yet so not. It's the ultimate humble flex, wrapped in a veil of faux modesty. Just own the awesomeness, folks! 💁‍♂️ #BraggingAboutNotBragging

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