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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Seen just now on Slack:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Live now on Instagram:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Spotted on Reddit:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Going viral on Threads:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Trending via Threads:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Funny social gathering quotes

Funny social gathering quotes bring the perfect dose of laughter and good vibes to any party 🎉😂 Whether you’re breaking the ice or keeping the fun alive, these witty lines add sparkle ✨ and giggles 🤣 to your hangouts. Ready to turn up the humor and make memories that last? Let’s dive into some hilarious gems that’ll have everyone LOL-ing all night long! 🥳🎈

New funny social gathering quotes 👇

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

3 weeks ago

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School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

3 weeks ago

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

3 weeks ago

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

3 weeks ago

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

4 weeks ago

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

4 weeks ago

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

4 weeks ago

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

1 month ago

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

1 month ago

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

1 month ago

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Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

12 shares on X this month:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

85 shares on Discord this month:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Live now on Slack:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Just landed via WeChat:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Just shared via Messenger:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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