Funny social gathering quotes

• Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, am, autism, gathering, humor, i, misunderstanding, movie, movie night, night, social, social gathering, thought, watch, watching, watching movie

• School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, friendship, gathering, honesty, humor, just, know, life, life success, missing, nobody, nostalgia, reunion, scam, school, school reunion, social, social gathering, success, want

• Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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  2 months ago

  curiosity, everyone, gathering, house, humor, invitation, social, social gathering, surprise, tomorrow, want, world

• What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, gathering, gatherings, humor, interaction, kill, personality, resilience, social, social awkwardness, social gathering, social interaction, weird

• THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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  2 months ago

  3, achievement, activity, announce, announcement, celebration, days, event, fun, fun activity, gathering, gatherings, i, Ironman, social, social gathering, thrill, thrilled, weekend

• Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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  2 months ago

  activity, always, friendship, fun, fun activity, gathering, hot, hot tub, kind, kindness, know, never, own, social, social gathering, surprise, tub

• What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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  2 months ago

  couch, funny observation, gathering, humor, observation, people, social, social gathering, Sunday, visit, wrong

• Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, childcare, come in, date, dropping, ever, gathering, hear, humor, kid, kids, moment, parent, play, play date, social, social gathering, words

• Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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  2 months ago

  ask, asking, awkwardness, friendship, gathering, humor, intervention, invite, normalize, over, social, social gathering, someone, whenever

• I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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  2 months ago

  baby, crying, envy, escape, event, gathering, humor, i, leave, parents, social, social gathering

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