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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Share →: I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess that rules out conversations with ice cubes! ❄️😆 Keep it cool and carry a thermometer, folks! 🌡️😜"
6 months ago
Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"
6 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'stare while I chew' move. It's like they've never seen a mesmerizing performance of mastication before! 👀🍴 #EatingIsSeriousBusiness"
6 months ago
Share →: Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Commentary:
"I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Commentary:
"Me to alien: Don't worry, blending in is an art form I have *almost* perfected! 👽🕵️‍♂️ #MasterOfDisguise"
6 months ago
Share →: Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Commentary:
"Seems like this person is aspiring to be the reigning king of 'Where's my hug?' requests – in the least ideal location possible! 🙅‍♂️🤣 Maybe it's time to reconsider their life choices before diving into the world of prison etiquette! 🔒😅"

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Trending via YouTube:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Just shared via Instagram:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Just landed via Facebook:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Seen just now on X:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Trending via Twitch:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Just landed via Slack:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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