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Oops! The internet's our biggest cheerleader… in reverse! 😂📉👊
1333 Funny social quotes
I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.
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Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis 🚀🤣📱!
On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
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When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦♂️🐔✨
May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.
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Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶
If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.
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Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃
I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.
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That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
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Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈
If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.
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When the stars just can't decide if we're besties or frenemies 🌟🤔😂
The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.
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Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣
If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.
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Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶♂️