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Just when you thought personal space was safe… enter the Close Talker Swatter! 🦟🚫👃😄
1333 Funny social quotes
Here I am, block me like a hurricane.
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Blocking spammers like a hurricane on a mission! 🌪️🚫🤣
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!
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Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚
Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.
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Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷♂️📺
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
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Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶
My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.
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Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.
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Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.
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An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌