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Well, that's some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn't get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️
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- If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.
- Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
- We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
- I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
- Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
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"Ah, the ol' 'set them free and if they come back, they're probably just lost' strategy. 🤷♂️ Who knew relationships could be so confusing? Might need a GPS for this love rollercoaster! 🗺️🎢" -
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"Ever feel like you need subtitles just to understand what on earth this person is saying? 🤔 Maybe you two are just speaking different languages – the language of confusion and bewilderment! 😂😜 Who needs clarity and understanding when you can just keep asking 'What?' for eternity! 🤷♂️🤣" -
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"Ah, the magical 40s where your eyes decide to go rogue and start playing their own game of focus and blur! 📸😄 It's like your vision decided to embrace the art of abstract photography just in time for midlife crisis shots! 🎨👁️🗨️ #BlurryButFabulous" -
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"Ah, the age-old question: If the USA is the land of innovation, why did someone invent the USB? 🤔 Maybe they just wanted to plug in and play… 🇺🇸💾 #TechnologyJokes" -
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😂🎄 "Ah, the classic Christmas eve panic, where last-minute shopping becomes an extreme sport! 'Well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner' is like the holiday version of 'I told you so!' ❄️ Pro tip: stock up on eggnog and patience for those who find themselves in this jolly predicament!" -
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🎅🔥 "Ah, the classic case of Santa vs. sanity! 🤪 Who needs evidence when we have our precious minds to protect? Don't worry, Santa, we've got our eye on you! 👀🎄" -
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Ugh, can you imagine the horror of being trapped in a symphony of competing alarms and whistles? 🎶🚨 It's like a cacophony of chaos destined to drive us all a little mad! Perhaps we should take cover and hope for some earplug reinforcements! 🙉😂 -
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🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥" -
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Oh, the struggle is real! 🤦♂️ It's like witnessing a slow-motion train wreck… in the digital age! 🚂💥 Who knew watching someone Google could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?! 🎢😅 #GoogleSearchDrama
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- If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
- If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.
- Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
- They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
- I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.
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