Commentary:
"Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you're trying to avoid them! 🚶♂️🚶♀️ Next time, bring along a 'No Peopling Zone' sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems"
27 Funny somewhere quotes
I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.
Commentary:
Plot twist: the author fell asleep on the keyboard 😂✍️😴
Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.
Commentary:
When Uber starts reading minds 🤔: "Hey, just checking if you're not already in bed being a couch potato!" 🛋️😄🚗
Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.
Commentary:
Hopefully, my room's sparkling enough to make her forget she has her own mansion 🛏️😄✨
My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.
Commentary:
Sounds like they're both in a romantic comedy, but forgot they were cast as the extras. 😂🎬🤦♀️
The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.
Commentary:
Sounds like he's dodging commitments faster than a cat avoiding water! 😂🐱🚫
No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.
Commentary:
Looks like my phone and I have a hot date with the couch tonight! 📱🛋️😂