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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot β€” and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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β€œDating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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My kids have been joking for weeks about a new PokΓ©mon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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You can add β€œcha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, β€œI’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as β€˜the veiled threat.’

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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