62 Funny spend quotes

• Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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  3 weeks ago

  know, let, let go, people, relationships, self-worth, someone, spend, time

• Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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  3 weeks ago

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• Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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  3 weeks ago

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• That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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  3 weeks ago

  Amazon, awkward, awkward moment, birthday, friend, friends, gift, hour, humor, item, moment, online, online shopping, procrastination, shopping, spend, time, year

• I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, brushing, brushing teeth, conservation, corporation, environment, faucet, humor, i, ruin, spend, teeth, turning, water, water conservation, while

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