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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,576

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Just landed via Discord:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Going bananas on Threads:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Making waves on Slack:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Just landed via Facebook:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

Funny Spongebob quotes

Funny Spongebob quotes are the perfect way to brighten your day with a splash of Bikini Bottom humor 🧽🌊! Whether you’re a longtime fan or just diving in, these hilarious lines bring endless laughs and good vibes 😂🐠. Ready to make your friends chuckle or add some silliness to your feed? Get ready to soak up some unforgettable, goofy moments from everyone’s favorite underwater sponge! 🌟🤣

New funny Spongebob quotes 👇

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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2 months ago

communication, fandom, fluency, humor, i, love, people, reference, references, Spongebob
Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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2 months ago

activity, attitude, even, friendship, fun, fun activity, hang, heart, humor, i, kindness, laugh, laughter, lot, loyalty, me, mess, positive, positive attitude, Spongebob
Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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2 months ago

cartoon, emotional, everything, getting, humor, perseverance, resilience, Spongebob, thinking, through
Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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2 months ago

computer, culture, dating, fun, humor, irony, made fun, Plankton, pop, pop culture, relationship, Spongebob
Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

67 shares on Facebook this month:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

59 shares on X this month:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,663

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Just landed via Discord:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Seen just now on Threads:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Trending via Pinterest:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Just shared via Slack:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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