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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Share →: Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
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Share →: Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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"Honestly, SpongeBob's secret formula isn’t just Krabby Patties, it's pure perseverance! #AbsorbentAndUnstoppable"
6 months ago
Share →: Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Oh, how the turntables have tabled! Who would've thought Plankton was actually ahead of his time in the dating game? Maybe we should reevaluate who the real relationship guru is in Bikini Bottom! #PlanktonKnowsBest

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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