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Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
209 Funny start quotes
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚
My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.
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Booking flights for fun? It seems like your wallet needs a restraining order! ✈️💸😂
I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.
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When you argue with yourself and still lose the debate 🤔🤦♂️💭😂
I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”
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Dropping the ‘two thousand’ like it’s hot! Soon I’ll be saying “Back in ‘97” and confusing everyone 😂📅 #TimeTravelerVibes
Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.
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Sounds like my social life—suddenly I'm surrounded by squirrels instead of humans! 🐿️🌳😄
Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.
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Embrace your inner oddball and level up to Grandmaster of Quirkiness! 🦄🤪✨
It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“
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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.
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Revving up for a giggle-fueled adventure into the land of crazy! 🚗💨🤣