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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒
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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.
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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨
Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.
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Celebrating the anniversary of my 4 a.m. bedtime with another late-night snack 🍕😴🎉
My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.
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Same here! I'm all about those adventures from the couch with "Netflix and definitely no chill" 🛋️📺😴
Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.
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Ah yes, the classic research tactic: Procrastination by Panic 📱😅📚
Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.
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Count me in! I’ll bring snacks and a flashlight for authentic fort vibes 🏰🌯🔦
Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.
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Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.
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When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.
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Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
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"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"