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Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! 🚫⚖️😆
100 Funny stay quotes
It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?
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Beep beep! Who's out there? Are they on a secret mission to find 24-hour donuts? 🍩🚗💤
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie 😂🦉☕🌝
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
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Ah, the 20s: where commitment issues meet blind optimism in the strangest of romances! 😂🤦♂️💔
Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.
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Pretending to be a genius undercover as a clueless potato 🥔🤔😂
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.
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Laughter: your daily requirement of vitamin HA! Stay hydrated and remember, no one likes a vibe vampire! 😄💧🚫🧛♂️
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
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Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.
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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒