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Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶♂️
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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.
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Even on rough days, let your pits smell like victory! 🙌💪🤣
Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.
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Trench coat and lingerie combo: for when you want to be mysterious, but cozy 🕵️♀️👙🧥
Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?
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Wondering if Brits switch to 'silent mode' when alone 🤔🎤✨
My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.
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Looks like I'm so good at anger management, I've managed to stay angry! 🤬😅
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.
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Well, if bootlicking could earn you awards, some folks would have golden tongues 🤣👢✨
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.
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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.
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When your period is playing Monopoly and decides your underwear is the Boardwalk! 🎲🚩