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Funny still quotes are like the unexpected belly laughs of the quote world—always ready to tickle your funny bone 😂. They’re the perfect blend of wisdom and wit, proving that laughter truly is the best medicine 🤪. Whether you’re in need of a chuckle or a philosophical giggle, these gems ensure that humor never goes out of style. Dive in and let the giggles begin! 🎉

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

How is it still this week?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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