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Looks like I'm so good at anger management, I've managed to stay angry! 🤬😅
277 Funny still quotes
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.
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Well, if bootlicking could earn you awards, some folks would have golden tongues 🤣👢✨
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.
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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.
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When your period is playing Monopoly and decides your underwear is the Boardwalk! 🎲🚩
You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.
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When you finally realize the laundry pile is secretly multiplying at night… 🧺🔄🧦
You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.
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Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
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Switching coffee for green tea: the fastest way to transform waking up from a sip of happiness to a morning of leafy sorrow ☕➡️🍵😂
Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.
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Trying to play "smartly dumb," but my brain keeps giggling at the irony 🤓🙃🎭