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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

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