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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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