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53 Funny tech quotes

Funny tech quotes πŸ€–πŸ’» are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, tickling our funny bones while making us nod in agreement. Whether it’s poking fun at our gadget obsessions or highlighting the quirks of digital life, these quips add a splash of humor to the tech world. Ready to LOL πŸ˜‚ at the intersection of humor and technology? Let’s dive into the world of lighthearted tech twists that make geeks and non-geeks alike chuckle!

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

β€œHelp us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Posted onJan 28, 2025

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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