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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Making waves on YouTube:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Seen just now on Discord:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Broadcasted on X:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Reported on X:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Just shared via Telegram:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Trending via WeChat:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Reported on Messenger:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Live now on Facebook:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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2 months ago
Share →: Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Commentary:
"Printers: Forever leaving us on 'read' and jamming to their own beat! 😂🖨️ #TeenageDrama"
2 months ago
Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Commentary:
"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
2 months ago
Share →: You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Commentary:
"When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"
2 months ago
Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Commentary:
"When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹‍♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Commentary:
"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Commentary:
"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"
2 months ago
Share →: AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Commentary:
"Finally, a perk to my procrastination skills 😎🤖 #UselessAndProud 💪😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Commentary:
Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Commentary:
"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"
3 months ago
Share →: You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for my brain to download new energy… please stand by! 🧠🔄😴"

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Spotted on Facebook:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Reported on WhatsApp:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Trending via X:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Just landed via Threads:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Freshly posted on X:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Reported on Telegram:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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