Funny teenage quotes

• I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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  2 months ago

  humor, meltdown, motherhood, parenting, survival, teenage, teenager, time

• As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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  2 months ago

  apologize, apology, daughter, era, family, family relationship, fashion, fashion era, gap, generation, generation gap, humor, i, jean, jeans, low-rise, low-rise jean, parent, parents, relationship, teenage, teenage daughter, top, tube, tube top

• Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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  2 months ago

  6th, 6th grade, ask, back, grade, hobby, humor, i, interest, life, lost, me, please, sarcasm, teenage, teenage years, year’s

• No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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  2 months ago

  adolescence, around, awkwardness, drama, enough, humor, puberty, self-deprecation, social, social drama, teenage, teenage years, time, year’s

• You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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  2 months ago

  approval, ask, call, confidence, dating, girls, humor, i, me, parental, parental approval, parents, sarcasm, scare, situation, social, social situation, teenage, used, wit

• If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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  2 months ago

  advice, decision, ever, humor, just, me, nostalgia, opposite, reflection, situation, teenage, think, uncomfortable

• How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, came, coke, creativity, guy, humor, mutant, ninja, teenage, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, turtles

• My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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  3 months ago

  braces, dad, dental, going, humor, milestones, parenting, son, teenage, teenage dad, today, yay

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