Funny teenage quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're earning a PhD in Teenage Drama Survival 😂🏆 #SurvivalSkills #MomLife

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  3 days ago

  Share →: As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

  Commentary:
  Fashion crimes of the past come back to haunt us all! 😅👖🙈

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

  Commentary:
  When you peaked in crayon skills and downhill bike races… 🎨🚴‍♂️ #AdultingIsOverrated

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

  Commentary:
  "Social drama: the sequel nobody asked for! 🍿🙅‍♂️ #BeenThereDoneThat"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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  Commentary:
  "Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

  Commentary:
  "When faced with discomfort, simply channel your inner teenage self – the master of questionable decisions and rebellious choices! 💁‍♂️ But remember, this time opt for the mature and responsible route instead! Your future self will thank you for avoiding the drama! 🙌😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

  Commentary:
  Oh, you know the guy was on a whole new level of pizza-loving inspiration when he invented those heroes in a half shell! 🍕🐢 Probably had a vision of radioactive ooze and martial arts skills mixed with a side of extreme caffeine boost! 🐢💥 Just another day in the wild world of creativity, right? 🎨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, teenage dad status averted! 🦷💪 Talk about tackling the baby teeth before the baby-making ones! 🤣 #WinningAtParenthood"

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