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Funny teenage quotes bring all the laughs 😂 and eye-rolls 🙄 that perfectly capture the wild, awkward, and totally relatable moments of teen life! Whether you’re a teen yourself or just reminiscing, these witty gems will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement 🤣✨. Get ready to dive into a world where sarcasm, sass, and teenage drama collide in the most hilarious way possible! 📱🎉

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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