Funny quotes tight

Funny tight quotes

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

3 months ago

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

3 months ago

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

3 months ago

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

3 months ago

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

3 months ago

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

3 months ago