Funny tight quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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