Funny tight quotes

• “Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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  5 days ago

  budget, finance, humor, i, money, monthly, monthly budget, personal, personal finance, sarcasm, tight, tight budget, whisper

• How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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  1 month ago

  affection, feelings, grudge, hold, holding, humor, irony, me, relationship, tight

• I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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  1 month ago

  anticipation, end, everyone, hold, hold on, humor, i, plot, plot twist, surprise, think, tight, twist, year

• Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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  1 month ago

  daisy, feelings, grumpy, humor, mood, poetry, red, roses, roses are red, tight, too, underwear, white

• Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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  1 month ago

  cleaning, deadlines, exaggeration, humor, pressure, pressure washing, regular, regular washing, stress, tight, washing, work, work stress, yelling

• I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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  1 month ago

  again, body, body image, finding, found, humor, image, just, pants, self-acceptance, tight, wide

• Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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  1 month ago

  diet, humor, lifestyle, never, pants, tight, tip, too, wear

• Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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  1 month ago

  advice, age, complaint, getting, grandma, humor, joints, just, little, roll, rolling, tight

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