Funny quotes tight

Funny tight quotes

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025