22 Funny trouble quotes

• I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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  1 month ago

  Christmas, humor, i, meeting, met, real, said, Santa, tonight, trouble, warning

• The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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  2 months ago

  disaster, great, humor, iceberg, joke, just, lesson, lot, tip, Titanic, trouble, whole, why

• The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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  2 months ago

  child, discipline, family, humor, know, middle, middle name, name, parenting, purpose, trouble

• The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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  2 months ago

  alone, chores, dishes, domestic, domestic life, humor, life, living, living alone, responsibility, trouble, turn

• My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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  2 months ago

  cheetos, contradiction, flamin’, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, hot, humor, kid, me, parenting, snack, spicy, toothpaste, trouble

• If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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  2 months ago

  communication, fine, humor, relationship, trouble, warning

• I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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  2 months ago

  furniture, humor, irony, joke, living, own, sell, trouble

• Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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  2 months ago

  arts, break, chan, humor, i, irony, jackie, Jackie Chan, legs, martial, martial arts, say, trouble, used, want

• Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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  2 months ago

  adult, anxiety, being, difficult, fear, full, grown, humor, life, maturity, responsibility, terrible, trouble

• I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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  2 months ago

  asking, Batman, decision making, humor, i, inspiration, me, much, myself, new, self-reflection, superhero, think, time, too, trouble

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