Funny quotes trouble

18 Funny trouble quotes

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

1 month ago

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

1 month ago

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

1 month ago

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

2 months ago

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

3 months ago

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

3 months ago

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

3 months ago

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

3 months ago

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

3 months ago

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

3 months ago

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

3 months ago

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

3 months ago

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

3 months ago

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

3 months ago

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

3 months ago

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

3 months ago

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

3 months ago

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

3 months ago