19 Funny trouble quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

  Commentary:
  "When you hear the full name, run for cover! 😂👟👶 #MiddleNameAlert #UhOh"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

  Commentary:
  "Living alone is like being in a never-ending game of 'Dish Duty Roulette' – it's always your turn to face the soapy battle! 🍽️🌀 But hey, at least you can rock out to your favorite tunes and dance like nobody's watching while you tackle those dishes! 💃🎶 #SoloLivingStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous "it's fine" – the code every man fears! 🙈 Remember, when she says it's fine, it's probably time to start drafting your apology letter! 💌😅 #ProceedWithCaution

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting too attached to your work! If only those couches and chairs could talk, they'd probably ask for a raise."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

  Commentary:
  "Jackie Chan's idea of avoiding trouble was definitely a unique approach 😂🦵 Better stay on his good side or you might end up needing a leg up! 🕺💥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of adulting with a lingering fear of detention 🚫⏰. Just when you thought report cards were a thing of the past, here comes the real-world version of 'you're in trouble!' 😅 #AdultingWoest"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of silence! 🤔 If a man stays quiet, he's seen as thoughtful and reflective. But if a woman stays quiet, well, brace yourself, because the storm is brewing! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Watch out for that silent thunder, folks! ⛈️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the polar bear has hit snooze on winter! ❄️🐾 Time to give it a pep talk and maybe a cup of hot cocoa. Remember, even polar bears need a little TLC to hit the road in style! 🚗😄

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