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Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Trending via X:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Seen just now on Threads:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Making waves on Slack:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Trending via Pinterest:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Trending via LinkedIn:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Funny validation quotes

Funny validation quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 while reminding us we all crave a little recognition 🏆. They poke fun at our need for approval and self-worth in the most delightful way 😜. Perfect for sharing when you need a smile or want to lighten the mood, these quotes turn validation into pure comedy gold 🎉. Ready to laugh and feel seen? Let’s dive in!

New funny validation quotes 👇

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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2 months ago

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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2 months ago

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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2 months ago

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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2 months ago

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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2 months ago

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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2 months ago

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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2 months ago

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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2 months ago

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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4 months ago

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25 shares on Threads this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

45 shares on Discord this month:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

20 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Broadcasted on X:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Going viral on Slack:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Spotted on WeChat:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Making waves on Threads:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Just landed via WeChat:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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