109 Funny wait quotes

• Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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  3 months ago

  activity, alone, alone time, being, binge-watching, episode, freedom, fun, fun activity, Netflix, next, single, someone, time, wait, watch

• Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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  3 months ago

  back, communication, humor, letters, patience, relationship, still, texting, timing, wait, week, writing

• You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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  3 months ago

  criticism, expectations, family, honesty, humor, just, kids, own, parenting, self-critique, think, wait, worst

• I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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  3 months ago

  80s, ambition, Congress, hit, humor, i, politics, retirement, run, running, wait

• These aliens are taking forever.

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  3 months ago

  alien, aliens, forever, humor, patience, time, wait

• I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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  3 months ago

  advice, expectations, family, house, i, kitchen, me, mom, new, organize, tell, wait, wrong

• You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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  3 months ago

  energy, full, humor, know, me, moment, morning, morning routine, motivation, procrastination, relatable, routine, wait, work

• In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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  3 months ago

  address, arrif, email, frustration, hell, joke, never, technology, verify, wait

• Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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  3 months ago

  fast, fast food, food, guy, humor, line, McDonald’s, me, order, pretty, rest, restaurant, sure, wait

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