109 Funny wait quotes

• Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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  2 months ago

  alone, another, change, day, expectation, humor, i, life changing, maybe, me, procrastination, room, something, spend, wait

• Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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  2 months ago

  cosmic, every, humor, i, me, okay, patience, sign, signs, think, time, universe, wait, waiting

• Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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  2 months ago

  delicious, fly, frog, funny tweet, humor, i, media, much, randomness, social, social media, sucks, tweet, Tweets, Twitter, wait, waiting

• 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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  2 months ago

  1994, 2024, 30, anticipation, change, disappointment, future, God, humor, i, irony, time, wait, world

• Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, awkward, awkward situation, breaks, employees, fix, humor, introvert, machine, self-checkout, situation, technology, wait

• A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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  2 months ago

  A.I., AI, art, before, creativity, forced, humor, job, service, should, tables, wait

• Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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  2 months ago

  communication, conversation, humor, just, listen, listening, people, talking, wait

• Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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  2 months ago

  anticipation, crappy, decorations, festively, holiday, holiday light, humor, irony, life, light, lights, put, seasonal, wait

• Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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  2 months ago

  ever, humor, life, meet, relationship, rest, sarcasm, someone, spend, thought, wait

• Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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  2 months ago

  ask, asked, backfire, boss, communication, drunk, humor, i, should, wait, workplace, workplace humor

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